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• The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• It is not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that make horseraces.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), from Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar(1894)...
• When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Let us endeavour to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), from Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar(1894)...
• T'was a brave person indeed, who first ate an oyster. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)