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• Let us endeavour to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), from Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar(1894)...
• It is not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that make horseraces.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), from Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar(1894)...
• Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), Notebooks(1935)...
• I do not like work even when someone else does it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Modesty died when clothes were born. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to stop and reconsider.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...