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• Beverly: "Captain, Mister Tarmin gave us a demonstration of his abilities this afternoon.
  It's fascinating. Perhaps you would like to resurrect some memories?...
• The earlier you arrive at the airport for your flight, the later your flight will depart.
  -- The First Law Of Air Travel...
• Stewardess: [over PA] Attention passengers. Due to our policy of overselling flights, this flight has been oversold.
  In accordance with FAA rules, the first two people to the front will be upgraded to first class....
• In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you
  when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to....
• May a flight of Canada geese hover above you.
• You know you have a small apartment when... flies must file a flight plan.
  -- S. Rickly Christia...
• MAC AIRWAYS The cashiers, flight attendants, and pilots all look the same, feel the same and act the same.
  When asked questions about the flight they reply that you don't want to know, don't need to know, and would you please return to your seat and watch the movie....
• Valeris: "Captain, may I remind you that regulations specify thrusters only while in Spacedock?
  Uhura: ["Tsk, tsk."] Spock: [Clears throat] McCoy...