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• WINGS of OS/400 The airline has bought ancient DC-3s, arguably the best and safest planes that ever flew and painted 747 on their tails to make them look as if they are fast.
  The flight attendants, of course, attend to your every need, though the drinks cost $...
• WINDOWS '95 AIRLINES The terminal is very neat and clean, the attendants are all very attractive and the pilots very capable.
  The fleet is immense. After your plane arrives 6 months late, you begin to wonder why it has not arrived yet....
• UNIX EXPRESS Each passenger brings a piece of the airplane and a box of tools to the airport.
  They gather on the tarmac, arguing constantly about what kind of plane they want to build and how to put it together....
• Picard: "I need to know that what I am doing is *right*.
  MacDuff: "So do I. I'd feel a lot better if all the questions were answered....
• When I was a small boy, I used to watch the marshwarblers swooping in my mother's undercroft.
  And I remember thinking - would Man ever dare do the same?...
• A new 'chutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet, and soon discovered that all his lines were hopelessly tangled.
  At about 5,000 feet, still struggling, he noticed someone coming up from the ground at about the same speed as he was going towards the ground....
• OS/2 SKYWAYS The terminal is almost empty, with only a few prospective passengers milling about.
  Airline personnel walk around, apologising profusely to customers in hushed voices, pointing from time to time to the sleek, powerful jets outside the terminal on the field....
• You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
• MVS AIRLINES The passengers all gather in the hanger, watching hundreds of technicians check the flight systems on this immense, luxury aircraft.
  This plane has at least 10 engines and seats over 1,000 passengers....