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• Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later. Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner.
• Hello. (Pause.) Hello? (Pause.) Hello! (Pause.) No, it doesn't look as if I'm in right now.
  Maybe you should leave a message or call me back later....
• Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
  Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you....
• Lindsey's not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking.
  I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a message, and Lindsey will get back to you as soon as possible....
• Hi, I'm probably here, I'm just avoiding someone I don't want to talk to.
  Leave a message and if I don't IM you back, well, what can I say?...
• This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message; I'll get back to you.
• In a good Australian accent:) G'day mate. Can't come to the phone now because I'm a bit tied up with this crocodile.
  Just leave a message, and I'll get back to you. -- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because....
• Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is not worth sending.