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• Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
  Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you....
• Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
  [Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....
• Bob here. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls.
  So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll pick up the phone....
• Hi, Mr. Rex! I'm Barney!...I love you...you love m.....*CHOMP!!!!*
• Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
  Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back....
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
  No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....
• The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board
• Yo. I ain't here at the moment. Leave a message at that silly beep and I'll get back.
  .. (Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It smells good....