God Is In My Mind And The Devil's In My Pants. -- Jonathan Winte

God Is In My Mind And The Devil's In My Pants. -- Jonathan Winte

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God is in my mind and the devil's in my pants.
-- Jonathan Winters

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If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. -- Jonathan Winte
I'm having a party in my pants. Want to come?
NO, I'm not a Kennedy. My pants just fell down!
Pardon me while I fold my pants.
I can wear my shirts as pants.