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• I got so excited, I couldn't hold my oil!
• There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
  -- Spencer Tracy...
• I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, "Yes, my name's Todd.
  Todd Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name was Blankenship....
• Sometimes I wish I could PKZIP my wife!
• Oh, my God! ARTHUR, I HAVE POCKETS!
• Bender: I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much.
  You even love anybody pretending to be him! Angleyne...
• I can wear my shirts as pants.
• Pardon me while I fold my pants.
• I wish I could remember where I parked my hard disk....