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• Chandler: You're just, you're just clearly not familiar with our young persons vernacular.
  See, when we say dad, we mean buddy. We mean pal. Richard...
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
• QOTD: "I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got a job.
• Homer: Son, there's only one thing punks like that understand
  squealing. You've got to squeal to every teacher and every grown-up you can find....
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Chuck: {Can I touch it?} Dad: {I've worked too long and hard on this for you to screw it up now.
  } Chuck: {But it's got my name on it.} Dad: {Just stand over there!...
• My dad and I are siamese twins.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...