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You May Be Redneck... If You Know How To Milk A Goat.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you know how to milk a goat.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you know how to hotwire a tractor.
You may be redneck... if you know how many bales of hay fit in your car.
You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
You may be redneck... if you think Deliverance was a comedy.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is primer.
You may be redneck... if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace.
