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• Go! And never darken my towels again!" -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977), "Duck Soup
• I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
  -- Groucho Marx (in Duck Soup)...
• We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did.
  -- Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), in "Duck Soup...
• While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
  How an elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know. -- Groucho Marx...
• SMILEY |:[' Groucho Marx
• In America, you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
  -- Groucho Marx...
• Whatever it is, I'm against it! -- Groucho Marx
• I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
  They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho Marx...
• Coconuts This morning I shot an elephnt in my pajamas.
  How he got in my oajamas I'll neverknow. --Groucho Marx...