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• What is the chief end of man? - to get rich. In what way?
  dishonestly if he can; honestly if he must....
• The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creature
  but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot....
• What a man misses mostly in heaven is company. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth.
  He could not even lie. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• He is now rising from affluence to poverty. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...