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• My baby she don't know me when I think about those years.
• She's 18 and very loose. Too bad it's 18 in dog years.
• The drinking age should be 18. When you're 18 years old you're old enough to vote.
  You should be old enough to drink. Look at who we have to vote for!...
• We're going to find out tonight who the oldest lady in the audience is.
  And we have a marvelous present for her. When we find the oldest lady, we're going to give her ....
• You know you are getting along in years when you wink at a very pretty young gal and she smiles.
• I was 18 about six years ago - I'm 28 now.
• I am writing to the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old.
  When do I get my money?...
• She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
  She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
• A Old Timer remembers when: a baby was an addition and not a deduction.