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• One of the more serious dangers after the last kid has left home for college is getting scalded in the shower.
• It's like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what's in it. -- On getting married
• Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
  -- Zsa Zsa Gabo...
• Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.
  -- George Bernard Shaw, "Getting Married...
• Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
  -- Samuel Goldwyn, when told his son was getting married...
• Make divorce as easy, as cheap, and as private as marriage.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "Getting Married" (1908)...
• Quote #186 It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
  -- -- (ex .sig of Matt Barry (mbarry@u.washington.edu))...
• Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.
  Iris Murdoch...
• Gettin' married's a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
  After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. -- Minnie Pearl...