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• When two people are under the influence of the most viole
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• Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.
  -- George Bernard Shaw, "Getting Married...
• Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Marriage...
• Our political experiment of democracy, the last refuge of cheap misgovernment.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Man and Superma...
• A man who desires to get married should know everything or nothing. -- George Bernard Shaw
• Get married, but never to a man who is home all day. -- George Bernard Shaw
• What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Man and Superma...
• It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage -- it can be delightful.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...