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• A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. -- Samuel Goldwy
• No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life. -- Samuel Goldwy
• Why did you do that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!
  -- Samuel Goldwyn, -- on being told that a friend had named his son Sam, after him...
• Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
• When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life. -- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
• When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life. -- Samuel Johnso
• Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.
  Samuel Johnson ['Boswell's Life of', 1777]...
• CONFIRMED BACHELOR: A man who goes through life without a hitch.
• Lovejoy: Dearly beloved... Homer: Wait! I want one last chance to enjoy single life.
  [scratches his butt and belches] Okay, ready....