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• 'Shit Happens' according to... Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
• Shit Happens' according to... An Employee: I've done my shit, so can I take the day off?
  This shit's not part of my contract....
• It's time to shit or get off the fan.
• SGP: Shit or Get off the Po
• 'Shit Happens' according to... A Yuppie: It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful?
• Shit happens.
• Shit Happens' according to... Politician: It's shit, but it'll get me elected.
  If you elect me, there will never again be shit....
• Shit Happens' according to... Bush: Read my lip
  o more shit! Wouldn't be prudent to shit at this juncture....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.