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• It's time to shit or get off the fan.
• Get off my tail, because shit happens. -- Rumper sticker on a horse
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
• If you want to get high on pot, stand on a toilet.
• Ingratitude is the crack in the sewer that turns the sweet waters of life into a running shit pot.
  -- Italo Bombolini...
• Shit Happens' according to... Politician: It's shit, but it'll get me elected.
  If you elect me, there will never again be shit....
• Shit Happens' according to... An Employee: I've done my shit, so can I take the day off?
  This shit's not part of my contract....
• Shit Happens' according to... Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.
• Get off your ASCII.