A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is when they
break into your castle, make them be real quiet, then open a door and there's
the monster, sound asleep.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
break into your castle, make them be real quiet, then open a door and there's
the monster, sound asleep.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Related:
- You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime,
to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? ... - If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived
through the storm,
and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally... - The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a
fireman,
but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman... - When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal
alien,
I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter... - When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about
your life and what you learned and all,
I think a good way to get out of it is just to say... - When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future,
don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn... - Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a
big rock half-buried in the ground.
You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock... - Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,
even if you don't know what your rights are, or who... - The sound of fresh rain run-off splashing from the roof reminded me of the
sound of urine splashing into a filthy Texaco latrine.
Deep Thoughts, by Jack...
