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• A crucifix? Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire!
• My name is Dracula. I am a vampire. But I *love* garlic!
• Garlic is good for you!
• NOT the Mama!!
• I was out in the backyard one beautiful day. I said to my mother, "Mama, why don't I have no sister or no brother?
  She said, "Go away, go play, don't worry your mother, dear....
• Brad: Now, close your eyes for a moment and really listen to that inner voice inside, your inner child.
  Listen! What's he saying? Ned: [inside] Stay the course, big Ned....
• Could you kill a vampire with a sunlamp?
• Otto: Whoa. I can't believe I got booted off the team for Mr.
  Businessman. Pfft! I bet I'll get respect once I get that Harvard diploma....
• Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
  Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....