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• This is a test. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.
• Macintoshes have to be smart computers, they must make up for their users' lack of intelligence.
• brute force adj. Describes a primitive programming style
  one in which the programmer relies on the computer's processing power instead of using his or her own intelligence to simplify the problem, often ignoring problems of scale and applying naive methods suited to small problems directly to large ones....
• The military is developing artificial intelligence because that way they can have the perfect fighting man - smart enough to understand what he's been told to do
  but stupid enough that he never questions why....
• This is a test signature file. If this had been a real signature file, you would have been directed to the nearest signature shelter.
• This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.
• This is a test of the emergency cunnilingus system.
  If this had been an actual emergency, you would have known it!...