1) Face forward. 2) Fold hands in front. 3) Do not make eye contact.
4) Watch the numbers. 5) Don't talk to anyone you don't know.
6) Stop talking with anyone you do know when anyone you don't know
enters the elevator. 7) Avoid brushing bodies.
-- Elevator Rules
-- Psychologist Layne Longfellow
4) Watch the numbers. 5) Don't talk to anyone you don't know.
6) Stop talking with anyone you do know when anyone you don't know
enters the elevator. 7) Avoid brushing bodies.
-- Elevator Rules
-- Psychologist Layne Longfellow
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