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• Friends: people who know you but like you anyway.
• It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.
  They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane. -- M. Grundle...
• As a general rule of thumb, never trust anybody who's been in therapy for more than 15 percent of their life span.
  The words "I am sorry" and "I am wrong" will have totally disappeared from their vocabulary....
• Friends, n: People who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them.
  People who know you well, but like you anyway....
• Friends are people you can be quiet with.
• Friends: People who dislike the same people we do.
• City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
• Joe's Mortuary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!
• You may be redneck... if people ask permission to hunt in the front yard.