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• It is easy to take liberty for granted when you have never had it taken from you. -- M. Grundle
• How can people ignore the petitioners in front of the supermarket, then complain about the sorry state of our government?
• The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes of their time each day.
  -- M. Grundle...
• There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
• FRIENDS: The people who stab you in the front.
• August 25 -- In what is hailed as a landmark ruling
  he Supreme Court decides, by a 7-2 vote, that you cannot count three oranges as one item in the Express Checkout Lane "unless they are all in the same package....
• There are three types of people in this world: those who can count, and those who cannot.
  -- Carl G. Hostnik...
• A man who checks out of the express lane with seven items is the same man who will wear Supp-Hose and park in the Reserved for Handicapped spaces.
  -- Erma Bombeck...
• The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
  -- The Queue Principle The slowest checkout is always the express lane. -- Flugg's Rule...