City Morgue: You Stab 'em, We Slab 'em.
City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Joe's Mortuary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!
Al's mortuary. You stab 'em, we slab 'em. 24 hours a day, ask about our group rate.
Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen.
You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays....
ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!
Cam's Crematorium - You kill 'em, we grill 'em
Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em!
Morty's Mortuary - You kill em' we chill em'.
Morty's Mortuary - You Snuff em' we stuff em'.
If you can't beat em', mod em'.