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• Friends, n: People who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them.
  People who know you well, but like you anyway....
• FRIENDS: The people who stab you in the front.
• With friends like you, who needs enemas.
• If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.
• SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
• Friends are people you can be quiet with.
• Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. You're only ten. Lisa
  I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight....
• Printout: A document to verify data you know is wrong anyway. -- Computing Definitio
• Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will never believe you anyway.
  -- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)...