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• You can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
• You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
  If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster. -- Lewis Carroll...
• There are a lot of drunk people about to drive home, so drive as fast as you can.
  It's harder for drunk people to hit you....
• Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
• It's not how hard it rains but how fast you drive.
• You can plug in Virtually anywhere.
• After a hard drive you can get a little floppy