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• ALGOL 68 - Algol 60's niece. A high-society woman, well educated and terse.
  Few men can fully understand her when she talks, and her former lovers still discuss her mysterious personality....
• COBOL - A plump secretary. She talks far too much, and most of what she says can be ignored.
  She works hard and long hours, but can't handle really complicated jobs....
• C - A lady executive. An avid jogger, very healthy, and not too talkative.
  Is an good cook if you like spicy food. Unless you double check everything you say (through LINT) you can unleash her fierce temper....
• Ada - A WAC colonel built like an amazon. She is always setting strict rules, but if you follow them, she keeps her temper.
  She is quite talkative, always spouting army regulations, and using obscure military talk....
• BASIC - The horny divorcee that lives next door. Her specialty is seducing young boys and it seems she is always readily available for them.
  She teaches them many amazing things, or at least they seem amazing because it is their) first experience....
• LISP - She is an aging beatnik, who lives in a rural commune with her hippie cousins SMALLTALK and FORTH.
  Many men (mostly college students) who have visited the farmhouse,-- enthusiastically praise the natural food, and perpetual love-ins that take place there....
• ALGOL 60 - Your father's wartime sweetheart, petite, well proportioned, and sweet tempered.
  She disappeared mysteriously during the war, but your dad still talks about her shapely form and their steamy romance....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....