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• ALGOL 68 - Algol 60's niece. A high-society woman, well educated and terse.
  Few men can fully understand her when she talks, and her former lovers still discuss her mysterious personality....
• Pascal - A grammar school teacher, and Algol 60's younger sister.
  Like her sister she is petite and attractive, but very bossy....
• FORTRAN - Your grey-haired grandmother. People make fun of her just because she is old, but if you take the time to listen, you can learn from her experiences and her mistakes.
  During her lifetime she has acquired many useful skills in sewing and cooking (subroutine libraries) That no younger women can match, so be thankful she is still around....
• Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
  Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
• BASIC - The horny divorcee that lives next door. Her specialty is seducing young boys and it seems she is always readily available for them.
  She teaches them many amazing things, or at least they seem amazing because it is their) first experience....
• COBOL - A plump secretary. She talks far too much, and most of what she says can be ignored.
  She works hard and long hours, but can't handle really complicated jobs....
• Modula II - A high-school teacher and Pascal's daughter.
  Very much like her mother, but she has learned to cook with more than one pot....
• Never try to guess your wife's size. Just buy her anything marked `petite' and hold on to the receipt.
• Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared
  Groundskeeper Willy! Lisa: [gasps] Oh my God!...