COBOL - A Plump Secretary. She Talks Far Too Much, And Most Of What She Says Can Be Ignored.

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COBOL - A plump secretary. She talks far too much, and most of what she says
can be ignored. She works hard and long hours, but can't handle really
complicated jobs. She has a short and unpredictable temper, so no one really
likes working with her. She can cook meals for a huge family, but only knows
bland recipes.
-- Daniel J. Salomon

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