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• ALGOL 60 - Your father's wartime sweetheart, petite, well proportioned, and sweet tempered.
  She disappeared mysteriously during the war, but your dad still talks about her shapely form and their steamy romance....
• Pascal - A grammar school teacher, and Algol 60's younger sister.
  Like her sister she is petite and attractive, but very bossy....
• FORTRAN - Your grey-haired grandmother. People make fun of her just because she is old, but if you take the time to listen, you can learn from her experiences and her mistakes.
  During her lifetime she has acquired many useful skills in sewing and cooking (subroutine libraries) That no younger women can match, so be thankful she is still around....
• Modula II - A high-school teacher and Pascal's daughter.
  Very much like her mother, but she has learned to cook with more than one pot....
• APL - A fancy caterer specializing in Greek food. She can cook delicious meals for rows and rows of tables with dozens of people at each table.
  She doesn't talk much, as that would just slow her work down....
• COBOL - A plump secretary. She talks far too much, and most of what she says can be ignored.
  She works hard and long hours, but can't handle really complicated jobs....
• C - A lady executive. An avid jogger, very healthy, and not too talkative.
  Is an good cook if you like spicy food. Unless you double check everything you say (through LINT) you can unleash her fierce temper....
• BASIC - The horny divorcee that lives next door. Her specialty is seducing young boys and it seems she is always readily available for them.
  She teaches them many amazing things, or at least they seem amazing because it is their) first experience....
• With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies.
  And when she lies, she does not believe herself. -- Tolstoy...