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• I came out of twelve years of college and I didn't even know how to sew.
  All I could do was account -- I couldn't even account for myself. -- Firesign Theatre...
• I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
  MIZNER...
• Five-Minute University teaches you in five minutes what the average college student remembers five years after he or she's out of school .
  .. Say, if you want to take Spanish, what I teach you is "Como esta usted....
• In this world, you have to be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.
  I spent years being smart. I recommend pleasant....
• Data: "I do not entirely understand, sir. As a Vulcan, Ambassador Spock would simply see death as the logical result of his father's illness.
  Picard: "It's never quite that simple, not even for a Vulcan....
• Seven years of college, down the drain. -- John Blutarski
• Still a few bugs in the system... Someday I have to tell you about Uncle Nahum from Maine, who spent years trying to cross a jellyfish with a shad so he could breed boneless shad.
  His experiment backfired too, and he wound up with bony jellyfish....
• I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wrigh
• The reason I know my youth is all spent? My get up and go got up and went. -- Len Ingebrigsto