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• I think we're all Bozos on this bus. -- Firesign Theatre
• You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
• If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are probably hallucinating.
  -- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_...
• Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin, Unhousell'd, disappointed, unaneled, No reckoning made, but sent to my account With all my imperfections on my head.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 5...
• For this I spent all those years in college?
• I need more space." "Well, why not move to Texas?" "No, on my account, stupid.
  Stupid? Uh-oh.." -- BOFH (If you don't know, find out)...
• I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name. -- Paula Poundstone
• Sometimes I go on and on until I annoy even myself. -- SLR
• I used to have a savings account - now I have a computer system.