Still A Few Bugs In The System... Someday I Have To Tell You About Uncle Nahum From Maine, Who Spent Years Trying To Cross A Jellyfish With A Shad So He Could Breed Boneless Shad.

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Still a few bugs in the system... Someday I have to tell you about Uncle
Nahum from Maine, who spent years trying to cross a jellyfish with a shad
so he could breed boneless shad. His experiment backfired too, and he
wound up with bony jellyfish... which was hardly worth the trouble. There's
very little call for those up there.
-- Allucquere R. "Sandy" Stone