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• Bonzo the Demon Dog from Hell with Handlebars for Ears.
• Canada's just a hockey player breeding facility.
• Famous Japanese hi-scoring hockey player: Heeshutsee.
• One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods.
  He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just couldn't get her away from him ....
• Judge not a hockey player by his strength, but by his lost teeth!
• You'd better make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here.
• When he was wounded with an arrow in the ankle, and many ran to him that were wont to call him a god
  he said smiling, "That is blood, as you see, and not, as Homer saith, 'such humour as distils from blessed gods....
• Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature! -- G.B. Shaw
• The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.