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• Famous Japanese hi-scoring hockey player: Heeshutsee.
• Forgive him demon gods from hell, he's a hockey player.
• Judge not a hockey player by his strength, but by his lost teeth!
• You'd better make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here.
• No, but 11 other guys did.
  -- Gordie Howe, former hockey player, -- asked if he'd ever broken his nose playing hockey...
• I'm NOT addicted. I just watch hockey ALL the time.
• An "offsides" does NOT mean that a Russian player has just defected!
• Violent, televised hockey is the chief cause of prison riots in this country.
  Think about it: You're a convict sitting in your cell at the federal penitentiary watching a hockey player on TV get a two-minute penalty....
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