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• How many Greek gods -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.
• Forgive him demon gods from hell, he's a hockey player.
• The honeymooning couple agreed it was a fine day for horseback riding.
  After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under a low tree and a branch scraped her forehead lightly....
• Concerning the gods, I am not able to know to a certainty whether they exist or not.
  For there are many things which prevent one from knowing, especially the obscurity of the subject, and the shortness of the life of man....