One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods.

One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods.
He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just
couldn't get her away from him ...
After a while, they became the first married gods.
-- Concerning the origins of love
-- Robbie, age 8

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