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• Canada's just a hockey player breeding facility.
• Forgive him demon gods from hell, he's a hockey player.
• Judge not a hockey player by his strength, but by his lost teeth!
• You'd better make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here.
• Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
• No, but 11 other guys did.
  -- Gordie Howe, former hockey player, -- asked if he'd ever broken his nose playing hockey...
• I know Karate, and several other Japanese words. -- Famous Last Word
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• Violent, televised hockey is the chief cause of prison riots in this country.
  Think about it: You're a convict sitting in your cell at the federal penitentiary watching a hockey player on TV get a two-minute penalty....