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• Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife.
  -- Concerning the proper age to get married -- Bert, AGE 5...
• They say act your age, and when you do they get mad
• Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold.
  .. Other people care more about the food. -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?...
• You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Larry, age 8...
• The biggest myth, as measured by square footage, is that as you grow older, you gradually lose your interest in sex.
  This myth probably got started because younger people seem to want to have sex with each other at every available opportunity including traffic lights, whereas older people are more likely to reserve their sexual activities for special occasions such as the installation of a new pope....
• Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents -- What Exactly is marriage?
  ? -- Eric, AGE 6...
• It is a sorry time in life when nobody asks you to "act your age," any longer, for fear you will!
• Be careful what you take with you into your old age.
• If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful.
  -- On the role of beauty and handsomeness in love -- Anita C., age 8...