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• For as we all know, God made Man in his own image. It'd be a sad lookout for Christians throughout the globe if God looked anything like _you_, Baldrick.
  -- Edmund to Baldrick : Bell...
• Unfortunately I already have a servant. The word is.
  ..that your servant is the worst servant in London....
• Well, 'Bob', welcome on board. (They gaze at each other for a while.
  ) ...Sorry, Baldrick, any reason you're still here? -- Edmund : Bell...
• I'd only just put it there. But now, I will leave it there forever.
  ...Quite so, Baldrick. It can be your lucky willy. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
• I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord.
  Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
• Don't worry, I could go on all night! Not with a bayonet through your neck, you couldn't.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Goodbyeee......
• Baldrick, go forth into the street and let it be known that Lord Blackadder wishes to sell his house.
  Percy...just go forth into the street. -- Edmund : Money...
• But my lord! I've been in your family since 1532! .
  ..So has syphilis. Now get out. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bee...
• Edmund and Kate wrestle each other to the floor. Their eyes meet searchingly.
  Edmund slowly bends to kiss her...the door opens, and Baldrick enters....