Football Players Are Measured By The Yard.
Football players are measured by the yard.
Football players do it offensively/defensively.
Football players have odd shaped balls.
We hold college football players to _higher_ standards than Clinton.
I don't like holding anybody on a pedestal; certainly not football players. KARRAS
Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it....
Quote #304 "Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
-- Merle Kessle...
How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!...
They call it football, but the object of the game is to bash the other guy so hard that he's eventually carried off the field on a stretcher.
I can't watch football anymore. My psychiatrist said it's better that way....
Act like you've been there before.