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• Football players do it offensively/defensively.
• Football players have odd shaped balls.
• We hold college football players to _higher_ standards than Clinton.
• I don't like holding anybody on a pedestal; certainly not football players. KARRAS
• Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it....
• Quote #304 "Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
  -- Merle Kessle...
• How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!...
• They call it football, but the object of the game is to bash the other guy so hard that he's eventually carried off the field on a stretcher.
  I can't watch football anymore. My psychiatrist said it's better that way....
• Act like you've been there before.