Related:

• Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it....
• Football players are measured by the yard.
• How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!...
• Football players do it offensively/defensively.
• How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he gets 3 hours of credit for it. (or the Heisman, if Barry Switzer can get enough Alumni support for it) Note...
• Football players have odd shaped balls.
• Our strength is that we don't have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don't have any real strengths.
  -- Frank Broyles, college football coach...
• The Clinton Comedy Hour starring the "Not Ready for Reality Players.
• Is it fair to hold politicians to the same standards as humans?