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• When you throw dirt, you lose ground. -- Steve Sloan, former Texas Tech University football coach
• Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
  "My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the unbelieving dean....
• Go call a coach, and let a coach be called; And let the man who calleth be the calle
  And in his calling let him nothing call But "Coach!...
• Being a politician is like being a football coach: you have to be smart enough to understand the game, but dumb enough to think it's important.
  -- Eugene McCarthy...
• Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important.
  -- Eugene McCarthy...
• Pedro Guerrero was playing third base for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 1984 when he made the comment that earns him a place in my Hall of Fame.
  Second baseman Steve Sax was having trouble making his throws....
• How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he gets 3 hours of credit for it. (or the Heisman, if Barry Switzer can get enough Alumni support for it) Note...
• I don't like holding anybody on a pedestal; certainly not football players. KARRAS
• Norm: Gentlemen, start your taps. -- Cheers, The Coach's Daughter Coach
  How's life treating you, Norm? Norm: Like it caught me in bed with his wife....