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• Your friendly neighborhood Atheist.
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• Satire 's my weapon, but I 'm too discreet To run amuck, and tilt at all I meet.
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• If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us airline tickets. -- Mel Brook
• If God had wanted man to fly, He would have given him airline tickets.
• I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane.
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