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• A dog is man's best friend because he wags his tail, not his tongue.
• Beware of a man that does not talk and a dog that does not bark. Portuguese Proverb
• If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also. Russian Proverb
• You know you're in a small town when... You don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.
  You're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year....
• QOTD: "Overweight is when you step on your dog's tail and it dies.
• America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room.
  Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. -- Arnold Joseph Toynbee...
• There is a remedy for everything; it is called death. -- Portuguese Proverb
• What is bought is cheaper than a gift. Portuguese Proverb