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• Want to call Geraldo Rivera. He has an 800 number! Simply dial 1-800-TRASH-TV
• The Internal Revenue Service has a new "800" number, 1-800-NO MERCY!
• I think all cars should have car phones in 'em and their license plates should be their phone number.
  So you can call 'em up and tell 'em to get the hell out of the way....
• If you wanna complain about my attitude dial 1 (800) EAT-SH*T.
• So what you do is do the best you can, express the genuine concern you feel for the environment.
  .. but not take irresponsible action to guard against incidents of this nature....
• Want to speak with Fawn Hall or Ollie North? They have an 800 number! Simply dial 1-800-WE SHRED
• The number you call from has been disconnected.
• May your lucky rabbit's foot be attached to an 800 lb. rabbit.
• The information you need is not what you can obtain.