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• The information you can obtain costs more than you want to pay!
• K'Vada: "I cannot reveal classified Klingon entry codes to Starfleet.
  Data: "Your entry codes can be easily reconfigured after we depart....
• Can you get a DUI on the information superhighway?
• Can you buy friendship? You not only can, you must.
  It's the only way to obtain friends. Everything worthwhile has a price. -- Robert J. Ringe...
• You always find the information you need on the page of the manual you look at last.
• Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is useful information if you're moving out and you need help getting a potato chip across town.
  -- Ron Daria...
• Riker: "Mister Dekachin?" Dokachin: "Dokachin. Krim Dokachin.
  Riker: "Mister Dokachin, the information I need involves a matter of major importance to the Federation....
• Be sure to obtain meteorological information before leaving on vacation.