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• The number you have reached -911- has been disconnected.
• Your lucky number has been disconnected.
• Sorry, the brain you have reached has been disconnected...
• I'm sorry. You have been temporarily disconnected!
• Recorded directly from AT&T:) We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
• Answering machine message: (In an operator-like voice) We're sorry, the number you have dialed, 123-4567, has been changed.
  The new number is 123-4567. Please hang up and try your call again....
• Hey, Jim, it's me, Susy Lillis from the laundromat.
  You said you were gonna call and it's been two weeks. What's wrong, you lose my number?...