Related:

• What have I done to deserve all these kittens?
• I killed him, and he forgave me. Why did he have to be so nice about it?
  Peri, Revelation of the Dalek...
• Maude: I just hope they have Us magazine in heaven.
  Mrs. S: He said it was his day to use the tub pillow....
• Ah that I-- You would have it so, you would have it so
  George Dandin, you would have it so! This suits you very nicely, and you are served righ...
• Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
  [everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I hear something....
• You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
  -- W.S. Gilbe...
• I am not going to focus on what I have done in the past what I stand for, what I articulate to the American people.
  The American people will judge me on what I am saying and what I have done in the last 12 years in the Congress....
• Lisa: In the beginning of the school year, each of you received a colored ticket.
  I hope everyone still has theirs. Crowd: Not me....
• You'll have to be nice to me--I throw up easily.