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• Since I've seen this *several* times in this group, the actual context of the God is dead quotation of Nietzsche
  The Madman. -- Have you ever heard of the madman who on a bright morning lighte d a lantern and ran to the market-place callin out unceasingly...
• I killed Jesus just to watch him bleed. Have a nice day.
• Of course he's dead--I killed him.
• Had he and I but met By some old ancient inn, But ranged as infantry, We should have sat us down to wet And staring face to face, Right many a nipperkin!
  I shot at him as he at me, And killed him in his place....
• Lawyer: Krusty, have you _ever_ seen this so-called animation genius before?
  Krusty: Yes I have. Lawyer: [surprised] You have?...
• It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would have beaten me together.
  They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life....
• Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
  Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory?...
• A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
  First he asked that the air-conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold and so on for about half an hour....
• Guinan: "Did he ever tell you why we're so close?" Rike
  No." Guinan: "Oh. Then let me just say that...our relationship....